L2.+Poe+Parody

Once upon a midnight dreary, there was a girl sad and weary. Unhappy she was, for her mother was dead, her father married an old witch instead. To add on to her unhappiness there was two girl, those two girls had it out for this girl. They were the daughters of the old witch and none of them liked her, no not one bit. Cinderella was her name and you ask me how that came. She got that name from sitting by the fire, by the cinders where she did not desire. As Cinderella sat around at night she talked to the cat that would not bight. She would say “Pluto--this was the cat's name--was my favorite pet and playmate”. Now Cinderella and Pluto would talk all night. She would try to find a plan to put up a fight. She thought about this for a very long time, but she did not want to make it a crime. She would come up with the craziest ideas, like cutting them up and putting them in the stairs. Although they were not very nice, they were just ideas so it wouldn’t bight. In other peoples mind she was going insane, the little cat would tell her that she lost her brain. She did not care she wanted revenge and felt herself in some dreadful sin. The final straw came when Cinderella could not go to the ball. Now those two girls got to go, they were all dressed up with silver and gold. Cinderella could not believe it; she opened her eyes and felt defeated. As she lied on her bed with tears in her eyes, the demons came out and made them dry. All of a sudden there was a bright light and Cinderella was put in a fright. Now she knew she was going insane because after that this daisy smell came. This old lady appeared telling her that she was her fairy godmother and that she would let her go to the ball. The fairy got her all dressed up and gave her glass heels that were very tough. Now with all of this that the fairy had given her she had one rule that would save her. She said” you have to be home by twelve on the dot or all the nice things will be distraught”. Off on the carriage Cinderella went to the ball and met this guy. His eyes were sea blue and his muscles poked out of his suit. They danced all night and almost kissed, but it was twelve and she had to be dismissed. As she ran she left a glass shoe behind and this guy picked it up in surprise. The next day he went looking for Cinderella and he found her in the cellar. Ever since then Cinderella was sane because she married this guy who was Prince James.
 * Cinderella **